As I’m sitting here, doing all I can to not study for my last final of my first trimester of graduate school, I can’t help but imagine that someone, somewhere, lets call him Terry, was just lured into a large warehouse by a sexy woman. Upon the entry to said building, the realization sets in that the woman was a decoy to get the Terry away from the hundreds of pounds of cocaine that he was supposed to be guarding.
Forget that his boss “Fritz” will have his head regardless of Terry’s excuse, and forget about the woman. The main objective is to return to the goods. While turning away to exit the warehouse a previously silent bullet whizzes by Terry’s ear.
Big mistake.
Terry calls into himself, and finds what he had been searching for since the accident five years ago; the dragon skills that have been engrained in him during his childhood when he was just trying to make ends meet for himself living on the streets of Bangkok. Within seconds, it was over. The three hiding henchmen who were in the warehouse had their souls sucked from their very being into Terry himself. Meanwhile more henchmen surround the building with the finest weaponry known to man: the kitzurn laser. It now looks like the first kills were a small snack for what will become a very tasty night.
ALL OF THIS WHILE I TRY TO LEARN ABOUT CELL PHYSIOLOGY!
Life is unfair.
The best thing about chiropractic school is when you adjust someone and you get bones to pop audibly, you get to say, “Aw, yeah, I just blew you up.”
If anyone wants to be blown up, give me a holla.
Heart pounding lightly.
Midget feeling ten feet tall.
Disappointment comes.
Haiku by me.
ninasaurus:
flyinamousetrap:
Maine is a pretty cool place.
Even cooler than that is when you get to go there and eat lots of seafood, and such.
Even cooler than that is when you get an island view.
Even cooler than that is when you find $32,403 in a briefcase on the street.
Even cooler that that is when you give it to the cops as a moral citizen, and they give it back to you 30 days later with no claim, and say “Must be your lucky day, son.”
Even cooler than that is when you use that $32,403 to start a business called Make-Up!
Even cooler than that is when you figure out the slogan for said business will be: The place where you can be your unself.
Even cooler than that is when the business tanks, but the bank feels sorry for you, and gives you a briefcase with $32,404(!) as a get well soon package.
Yeah, Maine is a pretty cool place.
Even cooler when your fiance can list all of these ridiculous reasons to want to go to Maine but doesn’t mention the fact that he IS indeed going there WITH HIS WIFE FOR HIS HONEYMOON.
Yes, it is pretty cool when one can overlook such a irrelevant fact.
Even cooler than that is when your fiance doesn’t understand your artistic style, and that it was intentionally left out because of creative differences.
Maine is a pretty cool place.
Even cooler than that is when you get to go there and eat lots of seafood, and such.
Even cooler than that is when you get an island view.
Even cooler than that is when you find $32,403 in a briefcase on the street.
Even cooler that that is when you give it to the cops as a moral citizen, and they give it back to you 30 days later with no claim, and say “Must be your lucky day, son.”
Even cooler than that is when you use that $32,403 to start a business called Make-Up!
Even cooler than that is when you figure out the slogan for said business will be: The place where you can be your unself.
Even cooler than that is when the business tanks, but the bank feels sorry for you, and gives you a briefcase with $32,404(!) as a get well soon package.
Yeah, Maine is a pretty cool place.
There were many bees at Lowe’s today.
Like many, my last undergraduate class was completed today.
I have mad senioritis, horrible, but I guess this means I did well enough to be able to not care come finals week.
Nina is gone for another 30+ hours. BOO!
I might go out to the bar tonight, but we’ll see (it’s smoky in there…)
Props to Jon for editing my last paper. It was extremely helpful these last few semesters (I writes reel bad?)
Props to Steve for putting links in his posts, which is how I know that the feature is available to the general public.
Props to you for reading this post.
Supposedly studying.
I know nothing specific about touch, and speech realted gestures.
In one hour I’ll need to though…
Motivation, no breathing, don’t give a **** if I fall asleep reading…
Yeah, just made that up.
Now I’m off for studying: pt. 2: The Saga Begins
