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Two Byler’s Brews later, I was passed out in Kokomo or Boo Byler’s Brews bater, bi bas bassed bout bin Bokomo.

Location: Dan Ryan Expressway Chicago, IL

Speed Limit: 45 mph

My speed: 55-60 mph

Cop location: Leftmost lane of three

My location: Rightmost lane of three

Flow of traffic: 65-70 mph

Suspected thoughts of cop: “Murderers might be of more importance than these daredevils.”

Fin.

  1. flyinamousetrap posted this