Apr
20th
Tue
20th
Slug in My Celery: A Memoir
Chapter 1: See
Today there was a slug in my celery.
Chapter 2: Feel
It was all slimy and gross.
Chapter 3: Emotions
Sadness overwhelmed me.
Chapter 4: Thoughts
How could this happen?
Chapter 5: Revolution
Perhaps it is real, unprocessed celery. The kind my ancestors used to harvest.
Chapter 6: Serenity
I am not upset.
Epilogue:
I ate the celery.
